Q:What do Politicians and diapers have in common?
A:they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason.
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
Q: What happens when you give a politician Viagra?
A: He gets taller.
Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
Q: Whats the difference between a politician and a snail?
A: One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.
Trump Roasts Hillary Clinton
When asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton, 86% of women in D.C. said, “Not again.”
Did you hear about Monica Lewinsky becoming a Republican? The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.